We are having a party, ετσι γιατι καιρο εχει να γινει της κακομοιρας

NO COVER, NO ENTRANCE FEE, TSAMPAAAAA

VALET PARKING AVAILABLE ALL NIGHT!!!

Oh, did we mention there will be NO COVER!!!

Not just another Greek night to remember, because frankly we never do.

No Greek anthems although I hear there is a παρελαση coming soon to a χωριο near you

Θα φας πορτα  if you are under 21 οr if you leave your ID at home. 

This is an advanced κατασταση with truly amazing music, yummy μωρα παντου and no cover (no cover at the door, τα μωρα κατι vα φωρεσουν γιατι θα κρυωσουν)

So join us, we’d love to see ya!!           

Translations to this email can be found at the Embassy of Greece.

• We will not be providing your car with a flyer at a local Greek church by the way, so save this email.

• We will not even send it out 300 times, εχουμε και αλλες δουλιες να κανουμε!!!

• And pass this on to your close friends or people you would like to sleep with so they can come too.

Sincerely after all,

MANOLIS, DIMITRIS, MARINOS